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Junkyard Lucy : Tony Nesca
Junkyard Lucy
Junkyard Lucy is a collection of stories by underground writer Tony Nesca. Stylistically alternating between Nesca’s unique free-flow style, full of that incredible, rhythmic prose that only he can do, and street-tough, short declarative sentences, the writing shows incredible range.
The themes are varied and widespread – from love,sex, music, death, old age, rebellious youth and everything in-between, Junkyard Lucy is a subversive celebration of being alive, a romantic, sexually charged discourse on life, unfettered and free.
If I Weren’t With You : Rosie J. Pova
“Mama, if I weren’t born, what would you do?” Willy starts a conversation with Mama Bear while he’s on the move, acting like a natural youngster. In a series of simple and direct questions, the bear cub seeks and receives his mother’s reassurance of love and security as the two take a walk in the forest. Mama Bear uses imagery of the forest to communicate her feelings to her cub.
“A sweet bedtime tale reminiscent of “Guess How Much I Love You?” that explores important themes of fear and loss in a gentle and accessible way.” ~ Karla Valenti, Children’s Writer
The Adventures of PJ and Split Pea : S.D. Moore
The Adventures of PJ and Split Pea Vol. III: In the Pink
The award winning Adventures of PJ and Split Pea returns in a four volume fun filled set. Now readers can enjoy three stories, plus coloring book of the hilarious antics of little PJ and his wise cracking British Parrot Split Pea in one collection for a low price. Holy hummingbirds!
That’s four books in one!
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Woodiss Is Willing : George Dalrymple
Woodiss Is Willing
Henry Woodiss was the simple English gamekeeper whose affair with his boss’s wife thrust him into one of the most sensational scandals of the 1920s.
He was vilified in the Press, a common man who had seduced a lady. She was Edith, the wife of a severely disabled war veteran, Sir Conngsby Coninsby-Clarke. Many years later, Woodiss wrote his account of these events. He tells how Lady Edith, who had artistic pretensions, ordered him to pose naked in the woods, sketched him, then shamelessly exploited her social position to seduce him.
Underlying the affair was Woodiss’s relationship with Con. Woodiss had been born on the Coningsby estate, the son of the gardener. Despite the enormous gulf in status, he and Con had formed a deep friendship. At the outbreak of war in 1914, Woodiss, who had just left grammar school, enlisted in a local infantry regiment.
Before he was twenty-one he had been grievously wounded twice, and twice returned to duty; he had been decorated for distinguished conduct and ordered to take a commission. Late in the war, Con was posted to Woodiss’s battalion, then in rest camp. Whilst there, he was involved in an incident which scandalised and embittered Woodiss, yet, at risk to himself, he protected Con, who escaped court-martial and certain disgrace. Any embarrassment either man felt was not prolonged.
Within two days of going into the line, Con was on his way home. He would be wheelchair-bound for the rest of his life. Given the nature of his injuries, it is likely he was impotent. On leaving the army Woodiss set up in business, but finding it increasingly hard to make a living, he laid off his men and went to live with his father. Before long he was Con’s gamekeeper. He felt keenly that he was now a servant, and a badly paid one, for Con had not been generous.
After their affair came to light, Woodiss suffered his first painful encounters with Edith’s relatives, notably her grandmother, the eccentric Dowager Lady Topbottom, and he endured a humiliating interview with her father, whose insults Woodiss never forgave. Despite this traumatic start, the couple developed a loving relationship. After her divorce, Edith married Woodiss. She had financial support from her family, on condition that woodiss kept out of sight. They settled in a house, provided by her family, in an obscure northern town.
This was Birstall, in the former Heavy Woollen District of the West Riding. In his memoir, Woodiss, who disguised most names, calls the town Briarmains, a name borrowed from the Bronte novel, SHIRLEY, which is set in a town based on Birstall. Edith’s passion for Woodiss did not diminish, and the couple enjoyed a loving and contented life until her untimely death. Shortly after Edith died, war broke out and Woodiss, a Territorial Army officer, was called up.
The war seemed a welcome distraction, but it was not long before he was again seriously injured and, to his dismay, discharged from the army. On his return to civilian life he came under the influence of an extreme millenarian sect. His involvement with the sect – and especially its female members – was to have a dramatic effect on his life. His story is presented in fictionalized form, as a comic novel, satirical, raunchy and bitterly satirical.
He lampoons everybody – not least himself, whom he depicts as a buffoon, at the mercy of religious zealots and a succession of predatory women. What he did with his manuscript is not clear. Until recently it was in the possession of an old man whose father was one of Woodiss’s drinking companions. Perhaps Woodiss realized that he had revealed intimate information about several women – one of whom had become a national figure – and it was to protect them that he chose not to publish.
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Stealing Love : H. Schreter
Stealing Love
Israeli businessman is sent to a small Transylvanian village to find unexpected love. Funny, original and insightful look at life and human relationships, anchored in the fascinating context of Romanian village life. Zany and memorable characters who never fail to surprise the reader.
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The Last Man In Paradise : Michael Zagst
The Last Man In Paradise
Following his divorce, Martin Lamb moves to a rural Texas town, not so much as a geographic cure, but to discover what else might be out there.
Feeling he’s thrown himself into the middle of nowhere, Lamb tentatively finds his footing among local residents who believe in the magic and refuge of the hills. But, simply by moving there, he seems to have made a dangerous enemy.
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The Secret Of Seaside : Agatha Ball
The Secret of Seaside
An endless summer blossoming with new romance. A sleepy seaside village filled with colorful characters, coffee, books… AND MURDER!
Paige Comber dreams of running off to Paris to train at the Cordon Bleu, but fresh out of college, she is stuck running her granny’s coffee shop in the island town of Seaside. It looks like a lousy summer until a handsome stranger named Nate arrives.
He’s here to help his Uncle Byron, one of the town founders, with his affairs. But when his uncle’s body washes up on the seashore and Nate is thrown into prison, it is up to Paige to find out which of the town’s colorful characters might have been crazy enough to do it.
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Water Under The Bridge : Ross Jennings
Water Under the Bridge: Bedazzled Billionaire Book 1
Abraham Patterson, multi-billionaire, is one of the richest men alive. But with big money comes big problems. Patterson is forced to choose between the love of a beautiful actress and his hot-to-trot female associate.
Complicating matters is an impending business deal with the mysterious Ragnarok Project that gets shadier by the minute. Before he can seal the deal, Patterson finds himself caught in a web of high tech weirdness and sexual manipulation.
“Water Under the Bridge” takes the reader on a wild ride. From the upper echelons of San Francisco’s financial elite, to the seedy underworld of its most nefarious denizens, this book explores every wicked nook and cranny.
Will Abraham Patterson see through the power games and find true love? Or will he get sucked into a vortex of sleaze and mayhem?
Regardless of where his destiny leads, readers should be prepared for a steamy romance laced with the taste of a high tech thriller.
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A Lib I Am! : Bill Hunt
A Lib I Am! An Adult Reader About Children
A Lib I Am! An Adult Reader About Children is a breakout “children’s book for adults” from writer and illustrator Bill Hunt. The book is political satire inspired by Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham, lampooning the hysterically hilarious response of the intolerant left following the election of President Donald J. Trump. A children’s book format is used as it best represents
the perpetual tantrum that is liberalism unhinged.
Guaranteed to have you laughing out loud, this good looking hardcover is a must-have for the coffee table of any conservative, or self deprecating liberal, (if you can find one)!
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Becoming Samantha Colt : Ken Cressman
Becoming Samantha Colt
Samantha Colt and David Larkin have been colleagues, partners and friends for many years. They have had adventures all over the world and have seen people they cared about killed in the line of duty. Retired now, they use their considerable skills to help people in trouble and do favors for those who need it.
But before that, the woman who would become known as Samantha Colt was a nameless, homeless girl growing up on the streets of Baltimore. From a painfully young age she had to learn to take care of herself, to feed and clothe herself, and to defend herself from those who would do her harm. When she’s arrested for shoplifting as a teenager she comes to the attention of a mysterious organization, where she meets Larkin, and everything changes. He becomes her teacher, her mentor, her partner and eventually her best friend.
This is the fourth book in the exciting Larkin and Colt adventure series, this time told from her perspective. It’s the story of how they met, how she was trained, and how they became the formidable team their fans have come to know. This is her story, from her point of view, in her own words, as she learns who she is, what she can do and who she can become.
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